- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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