- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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