There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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anti jokes are for fags

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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