Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Cleveland winning something

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Me Neither.

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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