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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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