a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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