- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

The queen having a shit

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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