- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

The chicken crossed the road.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

A: Do you like it B: No

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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