Why was the man sad His got raped

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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George Bush.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Alex Gedrose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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