What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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hello

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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like if your cool

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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