What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Good afternoon.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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