- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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