I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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