What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Anyone can post anything.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

yolo your orange looks orange

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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