What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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im a willy bum bum

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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