What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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The government

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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pee

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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