- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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