- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

save me from the nothing ive become

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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