- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

YES! EXACTLY!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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