- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Women's rights

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

this website even though its hilarious.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

dat shoe shine tho

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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