Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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