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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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