- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

pee

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

baskets

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

The government

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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