Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Michel Moor on a die...

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

The NBA and womens sports

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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