You have friends

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Lil Wayne

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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