don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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The Holocaust

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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vitamin c

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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