- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Replacement Referees

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Water? I hardly know her.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Do you like apples? Yes

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Penis

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

The Holocaust

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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