- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue? The sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

A midget walked under a bar.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What can hitler cook well Steak

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Woman's Rights

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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