Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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my mind's eye?

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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2 Penises

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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