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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Ben Affleck

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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