What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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