- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Women's Rights.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

this is not a drill.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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