- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's two plus two? Window

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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