An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Nick Cannon

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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The WNBA

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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