- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Obama walks into a hospital....

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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