- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Cancer.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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