Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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