- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

I Have a Black Friend

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Poop

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

minorities

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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