- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

My love life

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

whats white and looks like paper paper

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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