- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

The Moon Landing.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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