- Anti Joke

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

69 Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Do you like apples? Yes

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind