What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Z.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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