You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How you know when dislextic

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

a blond girl walks into a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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