how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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were you expecting a joke

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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