Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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im a willy bum bum

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Black people

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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