- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Dusters blow stuff.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

No because your face is really f***** up.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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