roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A man buys a prius

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

women's rights, lol

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

arena football

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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