What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Where's my tractor?

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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