Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

How you know when dislextic

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

a blond girl walks into a bar

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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