What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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this site is an antijoke

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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