Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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