- Anti Joke

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.