A blonde walked into a bar.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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