Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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