If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

MySpace.

Phew... it's gone.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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