- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Im cute hehehee

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Knock Knock opens the door

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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