- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

homosexuals are gay

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Dance is a sport

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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