- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Dance is a sport

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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