- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

penis?

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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