- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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