- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Rebecca Black.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??