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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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