- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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