like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Women's rights

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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