- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

poop

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

I dont have a girlfriend

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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