- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

Wats rong with yo leg.....

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

have safe sex

these are shit

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Bark I'm a tree

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

U mad?

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

The Big Band Theory

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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