I regret everything.....

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Anti Joke

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