- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

U mad?

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

The Big Band Theory

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

I? Everett

Punching a baby

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