Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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