What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Why did the dog die? He was old

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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A dog was barking at a tree

Punching a baby

I? Everett

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Jack Stevens

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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