What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Why did the dog die? He was old

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Jack Stevens

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What's blue? The sky.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A midget walked under a bar.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Anti Joke

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