kesha is a virgin.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

10inch nice

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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