why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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