Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Buzi vagy!

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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Anti Joke

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