Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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