- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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