Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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DEATH.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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