In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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