What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Are you a tree

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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