- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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