- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A black student graduated High School

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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