Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Some people like melon and others like soup.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

I am very humble.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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