why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Where's my tractor?

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

The dewey decimal system

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

MySpace.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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