What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Tommy got neutered.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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