why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Anti Joke

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