What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Anti Joke

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