- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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