Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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