What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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