Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

A woman wears a dress.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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