- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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