What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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